Evening Walk of Shame

My folks insist that the only way I get to go for a walk in the evening is on a leash. They are afraid 'imaginary' coyotes are going to get me. I really don't like it a whole lot, but once i get out.. i don't mind it.

Seeing all the spoiled canines going for a walk and birds making a cacophony before dozing off in the trees is a nice way to kick off the evening. People laugh at us all the time and tell mom that
she really needs to get a dog...Really folks?? That sounds so stupid to me!

And oh, the other frequent question is, 'Where does he go?' Duh.. a toilet, well ok, not really a toilet but a litter box in the toilet. We felines know to keep things clean, sorta.